♔ you could be the king but watch the queen conquer ♔
Happy Turkey Day! Here’s a dire turkey.
Hit Dice: 2d8+4 (13 HP)
Initiative: -1 (Dex)
Speed: 30 ft., fly 20 ft. (clumsy)
AC: 11 (-1 Dex, +2 Nat), Flat-footed 11, Touch 9
Attacks: Rake +1 melee, peck –4 melee
Damage: Rake 1d6, peck 1d4
Face/Reach: 5ft. by 5ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Flurry, Gobble
Special Qualities: None
Saves: Fort +2, Ref +1, Will +2
Abilities: Str 11, Dex 8, Con 15, Int 2, Wis 15, Cha 8
Skills: Hide +8, Listen +7, Spot +7
Feats: Alertness (B)
Climate/Terrain: Any Forest
Organization: Solitary, Flock (4-36)
Challenge Rating: 1
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 3-6 hit dice (Medium-Size)
Flurry (ex.): If a Dire Turkey makes a successful rake attack, it gets an automatic grapple check against the victim of the rake attack. The Dire Turkey does not incur attacks of opportunity when it initiates and while it maintains the grapple. Each round it maintains a hold, it beats its wings, scratches, and pecks at its opponent, dealing 2d6 points of damage. While it maintains its hold, its opponent is considered blinded as the turkey flaps its wings in the opponent’s face.
Gobble (spell-like ability 3/day): Three times a day, a turkey may produce a deep, resonant gobbling sound, which causes all other dire turkeys within the area to converge on its position. Due to their natural camouflage, a very great number of dire turkeys may be lurking in any wooded area. Within three rounds, 1d6 additional turkeys will arrive to the aid of the gobbler.
Skills: Due to its coloration, the Dire Turkey receives a +4 racial bonus to hide checks while in wooded areas.
Cheers to Thureen Buroch at http://forum.candlekeep.com/ for turkey stats.
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I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
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